Ingredients

• 1/2 pound deli ham, chopped
• 1/2 small white onion, cut in large pieces
• 2 teaspoons paprika
• 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
• 1 tablespoon hot sauce, plus additional if desired
• 2 tablespoons yellow mustard
• 1 8-ounce package cream cheese at room temperature
• 1 cup extra-sharp yellow cheddar cheese, shredded
• A handful of flat-leaf parsley
• 1/4 cup small pimento olives, sliced into thin rounds
• 1 box Ritz crackers or any other kind you like