No celebrity is safe when Emmy®-winner Kathy Griffin gets going - not even Rachael! When the D-lister drops by the kitchen table, see what she has to say about these celebs:

On Rachael: "It felt very A-list to go over to your house for dinner because you know Bill Clinton and I'm impressed with that! But I get there and it's all this health B.S.! That's my favorite part, that she was especially making this low-fat meal because she thinks I'm maybe a little anorexic - my dream come true!"

On Levi Johnston: "The baby daddy of Bristol Palin? I'm a cougar now, that's my new thing. I found love in my life. That was not a publicity stunt at all. It was a genuine love story of people in love ... and I was in every magazine! Every single one!"

On Kate Gosselin: "I know people don't like Kate and they find her annoying, but that Jon is such a tool! He's the worst of the bunch with his ridiculousness and his hair plugs - he's out of control!"

On Paris Hilton: "My BFF Paris Hilton? I was talking about Paris Hilton and then the next day I got an e-mail from her. Actually, it was her being cute; her idea of a compliment is to say, 'Hey, silly bitch! You're a sexy, silly bitch. Love ya!' Like she has her own weird, white person ebonics that she speaks in. She's a genius."

On Jack Black: "I slept with him! He's an excellent kisser."

On Jerry Seinfeld: "When I got my first HBO special, it occurred to me that I had this story about Jerry Seinfeld where I basically said he was an a-hole. Then I put it on TV and it didn't occur to me that he might see it. In fact, he thought it was funny. He wrote me this really funny letter which is in the book. He's the rare case of someone actually having a sense of humor about me ripping into them."

On George Clooney: "I can't verify this, but I think I'm like the one who got away for him. I mean, the way he acts like he's dating these other women - it's sad really, the lengths he's gone to to go out with this model, that model ... and it's like, 'Look George, no means no, I'm not in the mood!'"