From the Olympics to Oscar® night fashion, no topic is off limits when Joan Rivers stops by!

On the Winter Olympics. "I like figure skating - Johnny Weir? Not that he's gay, but four years from now he will be the Olympic flame! And the women's ice hockey team? If you want to cheer them, everyone is named Butch!"

On Tiger Woods: "I am so upset because I haven't been mentioned! I'm the only woman in the United States who didn't sleep with Tiger Woods and I'm pissed! The apology was so stupid - he wrote it out on a cocktail napkin!"

On Oscar® Fashion: Joan explains why Fashion Police, her E! Network special where she rants about Oscar®-night outfits, takes place the day after the event and not on the red carpet. "How can you say, 'Gee, Rachael, I love what you're wearing,' and the next day go, 'I hated what she was wearing!'" Rachael asks Joan if she thinks celebrities are ever hurt by her comments. "They make $20 million a year," Joan responds. "If Joan Rivers doesn't like your dress, big deal! This is not the end of the world."

On aging: "My legs are bright blue," Joan jokes about her varicose veins. "You want to see Avatar? Don't spend $18 to see the movie - give me a buck, I'll show you my legs! And while you're down there, you'll see the breasts also. Everything is down there - I can get a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time!"

Watch the video above for Joan's take on recent red carpet looks from Meryl Streep, Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn, and her fashion predictions for this Sunday night's Oscar® ceremony!

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