Larry the Cable Guy

Aired on: August 25, 2008, February 27, 2008

When Larry the Cable Guy stops by for some kitchen table chat, Rachael remarks that he's more like Larry the Svelte Guy. "I lost 50 pounds -- that's an Olsen twin!" he jokes. "It was gettin' bad -- Dippin' Dots had a restraining order out on me. I was starting to go to Hooters for the food!"

Larry tells Rachael how his Witless Protection sexy co-star Jenny McCarthy could only be his girlfriend on the big screen. "I think it's funny when you watch movies," he explains. "It's always a big fat slob and his girlfriend is a Playboy bunny. Only in the movies can that happen! In real life, every time I see that -- a good looking girl with a big fat guy -- I always consider her a hostage and call the police!"