When Larry the Cable Guy stops by for some kitchen table chat, Rachael remarks that he's more like Larry the Svelte Guy. "I lost 50 pounds -- that's an Olsen twin!" he jokes. "It was gettin' bad -- Dipping Dots had a restraining order out on me. I was starting to go to Hooters for the food!"

Larry tells Rachael how his Witless Protection sexy co-star Jenny McCarthy could only be his girlfriend on the big screen. "I think it's funny when you watch movies," he explains. "It's always a big fat slob and his girlfriend is a Playboy bunny. Only in the movies can that happen! In real life, every time I see that -- a good looking girl with a big fat guy -- I always consider her a hostage and call the police!"