Houston Area: Do you have a non-existent wardrobe?

Do you lack a passion for fashion? Do you think you wardrobe is smaller than everyone else and you're proud of it? Are you someone who's indifferent to fashion so you spend almost no money (or time) on clothes? Do you consider comfort and cost the only factors when it comes to picking out clothes? Is your closet filled with more household items than clothing? Maybe it's for budget reasons or perhaps you think fashion is silly but if you think you've a non-existent wardrobe, we want to hear your story!