What Would Sharon Osbourne Say to Her 13-Year-Old Self?

In honor of our 13th season (!), we're asking some of our guests what they would say to their 13-year-old selves. Rach couldn't figure out exactly what she'd say to herself at age 13, but she knows she'd tell her 14-year-old self not to take that job as a dish machine operator.

"Worst summer of my life!" she joked.

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We couldn't resist posing the question to host of "The Talk" (and the original matriarch of reality TV) Sharon Osbourne. In a letter to her 13-year-old self, Sharon started with one very important lesson: "Be quiet and listen to other people."

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She also served up some harsh (but very funny) truths to her teenage self, informing herself that she wouldn't be a ballerina and she DEFINITELY wouldn't marry her crush, John Lennon.

"We had the same birthday," Sharon told Rach, "and I thought, 'this is it, it’s meant to be!'"

We wonder what her famous musician husband, Ozzy, has to say about this!